Greetings, it is I again, your old uncle.....Albert Crackleport. A favourite uncle I have no doubt. So, what's happened this week in the world of vintafaking Alb?
Hey, did anybody see the pictures of Cher strutting her stuff at some music awards or other, chest and legs all exposed...Goodness me, toss up who's gonna get my shed invite this week to sample the latest batch of homebrew.....Cher or Angelina? Just hang on you silly old fart....Cher's been totally remodelled..which of course leads me on to my remodelling project. Is remodelling bad? I'm a firm believer in it, been sticking new bits on old bits for years.
Tonight for your entertainment I'm gonna make an old light switch beautiful again.
The Belgium Hondas dip switch had suffered through the years with a big chip spoiling the looks but just like Cher a bit of filler and a coat of topping will do wonders.
For those who haven't seen my secret replicating compound before then cast your eye balls on this....Teeth moulding compound. Used by rich dentists worldwide for bridging the gaps with pearly white replicas. hey ever seen a poor dentist? No!!!!!
Mixed the compound and stuck the good half of the switch in it. Didn't take long to set.
Next mixed a small amount of jb weld with a splash of black paint and dribbled it into the mould, followed by the broken switch side
Leave overnight, oh bollocks, think the black paint effected hardening, tried again with unmolested araldite, success...hard as nails, bit of filing, a quick waft of aerosol black and its looking like this could just work
Here's the finished job..
Can't see the join ????
Now where do I sign to be the guy to remodel Cher's remaining saggy bits into shapes that only existed years ago.......my hands are warmed, am awaiting the call.