Rash Attack

Albert here-
Well L.B.P. (Little Belgium Pem) has been out and about in the big wide world for the first time........Up The Dales....to Park Rash.

Accompanied by Basil K. Slutterpipe and Leo Thermallet it was indeed a Grand Day Out


Basil K. - No3 Up 'The Rash' with a smile !

.You know me............just to make sure I did it twice in L.B.P.

Day 16

Hear ye! Hear ye! Calling all brothers of the Oilyracer. I bring news.
Yes, people, it is I. Alberto Crackleportos. Spreading words through digital airways.

The tie is down. The Pudsey Grammar tie is once more safely rolled up along with my gym shorts waiting for the next call of duty.

Rest easy tonight for the deed is done. Good has triumphed over the Dark Side.
Although the final royal seal has not been stamped I feel in my waters that the end is upon us.

I have a letter from Insurncio Lowlifeio - One word stand out amongst the dribble.-
Albert we are sorry..........................................
Crikey 'O' Riley. Tickle me Timbers me hearties for that is indeed worth a chest full 'o' treasure.....'O' 'R'
Hell........suddenly I'm a pirate on't high seas........................'O' 'R'
Stop, this is serious.

Rest easy friends, the campaign is no more. Enjoy Wednesday evening like I have.
Celebrate with much quoffing of the alcohol goodness. I have done much damage to the cider stocks in 'The Old Sidevalve bAR'............#

Hic.....................................Alb

Day 11

It was with a great feeling of pride that I lowered the Old Skool Tie from the clothes prop. Yes brothers I bring the news to you all that the insurance certificate has arrived. It has been our united strength that has overcometh the 'Dark Side' <<<<<<<<< Loud applause >>>>>
Much celebration was planned with a gigantic quoffing of homebrew......
But......HALT ! What have we here ? A duplicate insurance certificate ? in a duplicate envelope ?
Oh, no, Stop the party.
The dirty rottern bast**ds. They request a copy of my V5c as it appears the Little Belgium Pem is not on the Evil ones data base.

Am I not known in these parts as Honest Albert ?
Would I of the Crackleport Dynasty try to hoodwink even a comany that would stoop as low as a slug ?

RAISE THE TIE - THE QUEST CONTINUES......

Day 10

The tie still flies....

Day 9 -

Abert here - Calling Oilyracers.
Stay united, we will win, concentrate and mind meld.
Remember - Motor Insurance companies are 'The Dark Side'
The skool tie still flies - Until the documents arrive.

Quote - " The tie is what gives a Jedi his strength. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together."

Phew !